Ruminations

Oh, it’s 2012? And I haven’t written in awhile . . . (fancy that)

. . . What a fail.

I try to fit in time and look where that got me. Nowhere fast (and I guess using throwaway cliches?).

Anyways, I tried (a dash) and didn’t deliver. But I really want to. Especially this year.

Look, I don’t ever set new years resolutions because of the mere disappoint that I inevitably receive after I break it subsequent day after or so (much like me giving up cursing for Lent–wasn’t realistic).

And in my best attempt at a southern-belle accent, “I do declare” that I will try even harder this year. Continue reading

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Ruminations

Hey, it’s been awhile . . .

It’s been almost four months since I’ve written in this good ole’ blog.

Notice that I changed the banner and a few of the pages. I feel like my life has changed significantly and my design and pages should match that. I’m still trying to tweak and figure out all of that page business, but that’s for another night.

I added Angelenos, Food, and Confessions, and combined Music with TV and Film. I have a shit ton of interests stirring in my brain right now, and this is a way for me to separate everything.

I’m going to try to blog at least twice a week. I emphasize “try,” because I always say I will and I never do. But at least you know I’m sincere when I say I’ll try.

This will be fun . . .

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Ruminations

Things I would tell my past self . . .

It’s one in the am, and I’m still awake. Well obviously. I worked on work stuff a little bit (if the redundancy of that statement irks me as much as it irks you, we should grab drinks later), watched two episodes of “Game of Thrones” (shit is getting real!), and started perusing online stores for clothes I can’t afford. So it was a typical day in the life of Mel.

High school Mel. I still have that “You’re a douchebag!” face.

Anyways, this amazing blog inspired me to go back through old photos (mostly high school and early college life) and reflect upon what’s definitely shaped who I am now. Don’t worry, I’m not going to get all emotional and poignant on you, and write as if I’m having a total epiphany, because I’m not.

Screw the “If I knew then what I knew now . . .” cliche (and I hate quoting cliches). Because then I wouldn’t be who I am now, now would I? (Tongue tied, bitches!)

Still, it is kinda fun to reflect (in a cheesy way).

Here are 10 things that I would tell my pre-high school, pre-college self (that is, if I wanted to avoid living life altogether): Continue reading

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Music

Which artist should you be listening to next?

I’m a huge Meiko fan, and have had the chance to see her live not once, but twice. And she’s the type of artist that genuinely sounds better live than on any digital file.

You can click it to read it. Sorry for the ghettoness, I couldn't find the real digital file, but this would do.

I also interviewed her prior to her show during SXSW, and had a chill 45-minute chat with the Georgia Peach (she’s from GA, so I couldn’t help but use it). She’s super down to earth, told me to give her a call whenever I was in LA (which I probably would never do), and we even bonded over Lost. You can check the article I wrote to the left.

Anyways, she’s coming out with a new album in the upcoming months, and here are a few of her songs (live). Give them a listen!

Meiko – Stuck On You from Jam in the Van on Vimeo.

Meiko – Between The Sheets from Jam in the Van on Vimeo.

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TV

65th post, and I’m a nerdo.

. . . What the what? It’s hard to believe that Oh Mel, Gee. . . has been up and running for at least two years, and I only have 65 posts. Shit. I need to blog more, clearly. I’ve had good reason though, you know, like a full time job.

Anyways, I’m going to work in a half hour, so I wanted to give you a quick run down of the things I’m currently in love with. And just note that I do live with two dudes and we just got cable a few days ago, so I think since then, I’ve slowly started to turn into one myself:

Captain Hotpancakes.

1. Captain Apollo. I’ve been watching a whole lot of Battlestar Galactica, the sci-fi series that’s swooned the heart of many, including those who aren’t so self-aware of their inner geek (which is me, I guess). Honestly, everything about this series is epic, and I’d go check it out, even if you aren’t a middle-aged man still living in your parents’ basement. Continue reading

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Ruminations

Well crap…

Where does time fly to? What’s become of my life? What cliche question will I ask next?

It’s certainly been awhile since I’ve been able to blog on good ole, Oh Mel, Gee…

If you didn’t hear, I graduated and actually have a full-time gig over at Knock Knock  as their Marketing and Digital Coordinator. It’s so weird to have my own email signature. I feel important or something. And the office is in Venice, CA and on the same street as Robert Downey Jr.’s house. Not that I stalk him or anything.

Anyways, I’m still getting used to everything that my new job entails, so it’s sad to see Oh Mel, Gee… take a back seat.

I plan on working on updating at least once each week – maybe a run down of sorts? I’m also in the works of churning out a sister blog to Oh Mel, Gee… Some of you already know what it is, and some of you are the lucky ones who can await and find out. 🙂

Anyways, while I have my random spurts of hiatus, feel free to follow me on Facebook, Twitter, and of course send me an email at mel@ohmelgee.com if you have an idea for a post/want to give me a virtual high five. All is totally appreciated.

Thanks for staying classy,

Mel

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Celebrity, TV

SNL’s Live Action Amiguously Gay Duo

There is just so much to love.

1. SNL finally brought back TV Funhouse & The Ambiguously Gay Duo.

2. I had no idea Stephen Colbert & Steve Carell were the voices for Ace and Gary.

3. Jon Hamm AND Jimmy Fallon as live Ace and Gary with Colbert in the flesh? Dreams do come true. Watch!

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Celebrity, TV

Wanted: Potential MTV Real World Castmembers:

Preferred Qualifications:

Come from a small town, but have a “BIG” personality. We emphasize BIG because it’s ambiguous enough that it’s interchangeable with “slutty.”

Have parents who are either addicted/have been addicted to coke, alcohol or meth. It’s a plus if they’re still coked up and you have to support your 15 brothers and sisters while somehow finding a way to put yourself through college. We want intelligent people on this show, folks. Continue reading

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Celebrity, Politics

Dear Charlie Sheen:

I’m sick and tired of seeing your face. I’m fed up with your smoky-ass swarming all over every single media outlet, including the radio, blogs, newspapers and even freaking CNN (who even did a package on how much you smoke!) Who gives a DAMN?!?

You are taking precious words, footage and airtime from issues that ACTUALLY matter. Like, I dunno, how the U.S. may or may not take action in Libya, how all of the protest and terrible atrocities happening on that continent is fucking up oil prices and how some idiots in America think that boycotting gas stations because of the hiked up prices is a brilliant idea. Your dumb outbursts are making everyone more stupid.

You are not a “winner,” yet you are a millionaire.

And for that, you can be my new best friend.

– Mel

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