R-Patz = “allergic to vagina.”

First his terrible hygiene, and now his bizarre blurbs.

R. Patz is on the cover of Details magazine’s tenth anniversary issue(March), with his face sandwiched between a model’s legs,  conveniently covering her crotch:

While he told of his racy photoshoot with the pretty-much-nude models, he was quoted as saying:

“I really hate vaginas. I’m allergic to vaginas. But I can’t say I had no idea, because it was a 12-hour shoot, so you kind of get the picture that these women are going to stay naked after, like, five or six hours…Thank God I was hungover.”

So technically if he’s allergic to women parts, I can rightfully believe that he’s… well, you know.

Congratulations, Robert Pattinson, you just won the title of Douchebag of the Week. Your prize? A vagina-sized punch right in the kisser.