Am I the only person out there who is freaked about by these E*Trade talking baby commercials?

I know I’m a year late with this whole business, but after watching another freaking infant chat about diversifying the market, I realized how disturbing it’s getting.

I mean I love Stewey (of course), but damn.

I think real-life babies that talk like thirty-something-year-old bachelors are just creepy.

And the whole “milk-a-holic” line? Keh-maahn. I see less corn on my Frosted Flakes.